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5:15pm Monday 21st July 2008
I used to pray I’d get stuck in a lift with my reverend boss and chat how we might best keep his feet from entering his bewhiskered orifice, and how church decision-making skills might best be improved.
It’s churlishly unchristian of me, I know, for what right has a sinner to tell another sinner – and an archbishop to boot – what, and what not, to do, especially as ‘moi’ is now a lowly ex-vicar (retired) crafting a column which has a knack of placing foot and mouth in perilous proximity.
I’ve honestly tried to be good, but it’s been half a decade since a gay bishop was enthroned without any decisive action. It took two decades to get women supervising churches, and it’ll be two decades later before one can ‘bishop’ a bunch of parishes.
And isn’t an archbishop supposed to tell the nation that Jesus is the way the truth and the life (John 14), rather than this week explain how we should not do anything to offend other faiths after suggesting we give Sharia law a whirl?
If anybody ran anything avoiding so many decisions would we not expect anarchy, which is possibly what we’ve got this week.
My boss has gathered the world’s Anglicans together at Lambeth and the only decision taken is not to make any decisions.
No debates; no votes; just a training walk around Lambeth.
As a result, a third of the bishops have gone elsewhere.
“Oh, Lord, give us a lift and save us from ourselves.”
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Ken Shuffles, burnley says...
5:53pm Mon 21 Jul 08
I thought that was the point of having the 'manual'. It removes the necessity for independent thought and investigation and encourages us not to be curious as to the nature and original source of God.
Where does God get all his power from? It's not from e-on is it?